MY BIRD IS SITTING IN THE TOP CORNER OF HER CAGE CALLING MY DOG’S NAME AND ASKING IF HE WANTS A TREAT AND IF HE WANTS TO GO TO OUTSIDE AND HE’S TOO STUPID TO REALIZE IT’S HER SO EVERYTIME SHE SAYS SOMETHING HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE
SHE LAUGHS EVERYTIME TOO AND NOW HE’S JUMPING ON ME AND BARKING AND GETTING MAD AT ME LIKE OLIVER TURN AROUND AND LOOK IN THAT HUGE ASS CAGE AND BEG HER FOR A FUCKING TREAT OR SOMETHING.
your bird is an asshole
First Screens of Ocarina of Time Greats in Action in Hyrule Warriors
Including Darunia, Princess Ruto, and Sheik.
Zelda Informer compiled the latest set of images from the Japanese website for your viewing pleasure.
It should be no surprise that Darunia is wielding the Megaton Hammer. And despite Princess Ruto’s proclivity for being a nag, her attacks look quite graceful. Check out all the new glorious screens here. [❤]Preorder: Hyrule Warriors, Zelda Guide Box Set $77
I was walking home today from my friend’s house and I walked past a house and this dog just stuck his head underneath the fence.