Hannibal Buress - (x)
i’m jerking off to this ask how do you feel knowing you provided my masturbation material for the next decade shitweasel
I always thought 10/10 scores were given to games who were as perfect as possible when considering the limitations they had and stuff but that being said a lotta games get 10/10 scores that really should be maybe like a point or two lower? And some games get lower scores than what they should probably actually get but that’s the shit thing about opinions there’s no like definite answer to this rating shit fuck rating games im gonna live in the forest
you can blow smoke rings? pretty cool bro but check this out (takes a long drag)(blows a vagina made of smoke)(blows a perfectly formed smoke dick which glides through the air and collides with it)(the smoke coalesces into a smoke baby)(the baby flies through the air and grabs a knife)(as you fight the smoke baby i scream “DID YOU THINK YOU COULD FUCK WITH THE SMOKE WIZARD AND GET AWAY? DID YOU THINK THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS?”)
Thinking about crushes more like *raps away emotions and becomes a super cool robot*
ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?
【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
＊: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?
愛: Are you currently dating?
太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?
＠: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
(｀▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?
(づ￣ ³￣)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?
空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?
☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?
⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?
ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?
ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?
(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?
☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?
(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?
♀: Tell me something that turns you on.
♂: Tell me something that turns you off.
≋: Post a picture of yourself.
⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.
ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?
➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
♛: Do you like group projects?
高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?
ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?
♞: Showers or baths?
✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?
⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?
^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?
（．＿．）: Do you think you are an awkward person?
メ: Cupcakes or muffins?
(●´∀｀●): Ponies or Horses?
♯: Would you like to be able to fly?
(ﾉ´▽｀)ﾉ: Ever done or considered to do drugs?
ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?
Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?
☪: Have you ever flipped off someone?
♬: Cats or dogs?
礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?
の: Chocolate or Vanilla?
◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?
ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?
었: Any tattoos?
싫: Any piercings?
ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Σ: Have you ever farted in public before?
ℋ: Tell us a recent awkward moment you had.
♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?
۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?
▼: Could you live without the internet?
Д: Strangest food you've eaten?
까: Cookies or brownies?